sprung is here
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in fact it;s th second day of srpung
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The Doors
'Riders on the Storm'
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i'll jst smoke this bong
..
..
..
and light a bourbon tinnie
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i caugh th chick
who played marcia
on th brady bunch
in th dodgeball movie
in leather and
i'm havin my dick lowered
jst have th hookers
form an orderly cue
outside th door
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had to turn it off
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wot th **** did i do today ?
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it's fathers day here in oz so
i didnt see my son
did see two of my old stepsons
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smoked some drugs together
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and drank a few bevies
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i ws on my way home
frm a skatebowl
out brown's plains way
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with th unicycle
monoshock
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guy called pinkie
ws th standout fr th day
though he wouldnt do a
540 disaster
reckon he could have
+++
i didnt jump off th big wall
on one wheel
too much paint on th wall
too deadly
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lotsa broadslides though and
i had a lot of fun
ridin over a water bottle and
spittin it out th wheel
typical though
first pass ws th best
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if marcia ws there
i probly woulda goen off it
down boy
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pj has a new motor fr his car
goin in soon and
two weeks before his licence back
its all good
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ah man it ws a commodore
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their old man ws in oz
got th skinny of
wot happened ot us that night
i ws skitin
about gettin thru dui's and
i did didnt i
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and ****in benny here
they offered us a ride to a cab rank and
he got emto take us back to th party
he took us out
originally
me and pj were already half cut
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it's all good
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who cares wot yr old
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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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lady thinks
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he's been married to her
i've lived with her
and u two are her sons
she's never listened to a man in her life
+++
wot ws th first thing she asked man
wot ws she goin off about
has th yogn fella been fdrivin th car
didnt believe any of us
+++
somehow
she got wot she wanted
he's been off th road ever since
+++
th unicycle didnt kill me today
oh yeah umm
i gotta different mobile number
th other one ws gettin
death threats with a point 227
on it
pussie gun
+++
another mad chick
not worth repeating
+++
ya know wot i did
fr th gypsie mafia fr seventeen yrs
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Fuel
'Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands'
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yeah alright ****
am i supposed to care
+++
i miss th heft
of th 45
+++
we talked guns
they were watchin a shoot em up flick
which i always find hard to watch
seen th real thing
+++
well he'd be dead
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oh he's th star
+++
ok
th willing suspension
of disbelief
++
ok kiwi islander boy
wot's nuclear position of NZ now ?
+++
no reason jst
+++
floating ideas of mergers t
underworld kiwis
gotta start somewhere
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Black box
'Ride on time'
+++
told my boys a few
of th latest things
th abo secret service been up to
+++
their father has mellowed
+++
like i ever cared
+++
bt i didnt see th kid
i'm supposed to be dad to
is he behavin any better ?
+++
ridin motorbikes hey
+++
might take th fat off him
if he rides enough
+++
th nephew stacked his
safety bicycle
in th cul de sac
doin a 270
got well out of shape
+++
hey man they umm
dont do th
no chain tricks out waller road bowl
less'n th chain falls off
mostly
+++
marko got this mate
hates puttin a chain on his pu****e
+++
does better tricks in th bowl
+++
i wasnt too mouthy today
js one of th boys
doin my own thing
+++
even entered convos
+++
pinkie could ride
+++
and didnt drive a holden
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David Seville
'I Told the Witchdoctor'
+++
i'll cop to it
th witchdoctor
blackie
ws at th waller road bowl
i went over a few
obstacles
+++
and sat and watched th
bikes flyin
th woodpushers mostly stayed away
+++
some of th spins were pretty cool
+++
this crew
werent into
th ridin backwards down walls
like we saw at stafford last
+++
i photoed th bowl before
climbin on th wheel
got some
interesting features
+++
jeans
no shoes
no ****rt and
half cut
+++
sorry
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Primal Scream
'Get Your Rocks Off'
+++
how ws yr fathers day ?
+++
didnt see my kid
either of em
**** i'm a slack ****
more drugs over there
thang ya ****
..
..
..
here dickhead
..
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benny's rebroken his wrist
i'd be more sympathetic bt
u did drop me and pj in it
lst time we got on th piss
+++
it all worked out
****in commodores
+++
yr old man smiled though
yeah she is a witch
+++
i know wot she smuggled thru that air****t fr u
+++
more than one
+++
wot ws she worried about ?
"him driving'
who organised th weekend ?
"she did"
wot did she want ?
+++
****in cow
+++
versace lady jane
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Korn
'Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere'
+++
ya know that chick
in th latest
come to new zealand ad
fr th spring
looks like jane's daughter
not that she's missing mind
+++
sounds like her
looks like her and
well jane had her photo taken a lot
+++
hard to picture that guy as a millionaire
down to earth
+++
be quiet pete
i dont think they know about their sister
+++
i know u do
+++
i heard this chick
on th elly
th most annoying kiwi voice
**** no
versace lady jane has pulled a job on telly
ah no
+++
why did i go there
cause th car ws pickin th route
i looked up and
saw a street sign
with ry last name on it
+++
and it's father's day
+++
also step father's day
+++
tinnie in hand
throw some drug
on th table to be chopped into th bowl
already out
gday
+++
i wasnt game t ask pete
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Something for Kate
'Three Dimensions'
+++
jst in case
+++
every time that ad
comes on
a chill goes down my spine
+++
sprung's here
stop showin it
+++
too good lookin
too breezy
never heard wot anybody has ever said
ever
+++
only if yr a chick
+++
tell it to a chick
and get her to tell er
worked last time
+++
i'm laughin
+++
i'm bored with sophie formica
did ya see th troweled makeup
put th river fireworks to shame
+++
"worse were anna coren's kinky boots"
wot was she thinking ?
+++
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Midnight Oil
'Short Memory'
+++
sorry i forgot she ws a blonde
+++
th current affairs show swill
do anything
+++
nah leave it
+++
i shouldnt have skited so much
about gettin away with drink driving
and then done it
with th boys along
it's all his fault
+++
all's well
that ends well
+++
will u be on th road
when yr licence comes back ?
good
+++
seven falcons in th yard at present
he wants to drive a commodore
+++
if u have to
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Ray Stevens
'Witchdoctor'
+++
dunno if i can put a good juju curse
on a holden commodore
+++
sounds odd
+++
dont wanna attempt it
u ever gotten black magic blowback ?
+++
th olympics ?
well
it aint illegal to
put in a witchdoctor curse
as i read th rules
+++
aussie aussie aussie
oy oy oy
+++
because we can man
+++
completely undetectable
black magic
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Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++
damn straight
th law doesnt recognise magic exists
open slather
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"same dog"
"different leg action"
wot th **** ws that about ?
+++
"sorry i was elsewhere"
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Massive Attack
'Protection'
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i liked yr exist frm th skatebowl black
along th hill
sideways
in th gravel
on th steep hill
cut thru th posts and
jump off th gutter
no falls
+++
i had 20 in th bowl
jst half cut
havin a good time
got nuthin to prove
+++
no grazes
jst step offs
+++
th edge didnt call me over
fr a change
i didnt have to be
th hottest pilot in th bowl
content t watch pinkie gettin air
+++
i did air down though
bigger slides in th gravel
+++
one young man
worked up th nads to come ask a
unicycle question
+++
th other fourty yr old hippie in th bowl
was on a skateboard
+++
not bad
took on that wall
+++
no-one
said anythin stupid t me
while i was in th bowl
a damn good bowl
rare as
+++
i didnt hide in my music
left th mp3 player in th car
+++
th vice president
of a motorcycle club in me though
was evident
+++
i parked
nxt to pinkie's ford
with my ford
he was wrenchin
a sure sign he rides hard
+++
didnt introduce mys
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Korn
'Korn - My Gift To You'
+++
elf as blackie
+++
bt th
abo elder hair
way below my shoulders
th fro
is a dead giveaway
+++
small chainwheel and
a small frame
+++
i scoped his rubber and
watched how it went
down th wall
+++
he's gotta have a
split tyre inside that one
bet ya he wont cop to it
+++
i wont cop to how we
made this
monoshock unicycle handle
+++
nippleclamp loved th ****in dirt today
wouldnt stay on th concrete
not that it ws that clean
+++
on ya nippleclamp
did ya see that kid's eyes ?
+++
huge as saucers
+++
i'd jst dropped a one metre long slide
on one wheel
+++
scuse i
+++
hmm
+++
th maniacs in th bowl
everybody else watches out fr em
they dont watch out fr u
+++
i had oen near collision
and that ws pinkie comin too close
a bit loose
actually
we were both a bit loose
+++
i punted it down a coupel of
th cleaner steep bits
without th coping
th bunny hop
to get over em
upsets th
tyre when she hits th
****in paint
+++
really nice fly nippleclamp
+++
ta muchly
+++
i picked th ugliest place
t pull a gutter jump
half th gutter missing
on both sides of th top
+++
it came off
means
i stayed on
+++
i spell confiedence
u n i c y c l e
although occasionally
it comes out
uniqcycle
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Freefall 68
'Freefall - Skydive'
+++
i wasnt drunk enough ok
four bourbons only
+++
u have to have slid
downa wall
with a unicycle riding u
to understand
+++
it's a fixed wheel
it has to slide goin down th wall
and jst right
+++
i didnt fluff
any of th downs
as usual
"mostly"
+++
hi ho nippleclamp
away
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..
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
it's th other pinkie that bothers me
+++
i already had a mate called pinkie
on th carnival
+++
not him
it's a girl
+++
pls buy her a ballgag fr xmas
she said ya know wot she wants
is better than buyin her a playstation five
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Disturbed
'Down With The Sickness'
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