SamCapote wins the retard of the day award, and in the coming months,
this guy is gonna be hard to top, even though idiots run freely and
rampantly on FPN.
We have seen how Sam "permanently" stained his bathroom sink and then
scrubbed the sink clean before his wife got home, removing the
"permanent stain" with "elbow grease". He also stained his yellow
safari and tried to get the stain off with alcohol! And actually
typed all this out. Then he whined to Swisher's and they replaced his
Safari.
I looked in his archives for about 2 minutes and found another
testament of his rank stupidity. We all know that there's way too
much fluff on FPN--that is, meaningless posts. Certainly there's some
information, but way more fluff and way too many posts. So how does
Sam address the problem of meaningless traffic on FPN. He starts
another meaningless thread and refers to the meaningless posts as
"information":
<begin quote>
I feel like I'm missing something im****tant if I don't read them all,
but no matter how many times I try, I can't keep up with all the
posts....In general there's too much infomation coming at me anymore.
<end quote>
jd50ae replied that there were "even one or two about pens", to which
Sam the Simp replied:
<begin quote>
LOL! I watched your snowman for about a minute...waiting to see if he
fell apart! So funny.
<end quote>
jd50ae hit the nail on the head--there is actually a small percentage
of posts on FPN that are actually about pens and ink.


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