nde was owed money by Homer Simpson under the bed and fell into the eternal
pit of hell for no reason at all and a heated argument arose which caused
an
avalanche, he made a giant leap across the ravine and just as he hoped he
killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries.
Michael Lalonde went swimming with Fat Bastard on an ironing board and got
locked in prison because he felt like it and fell violently ill which made
him cry, he shot all the bad guys and to the surprise of the audience he
got
caught by the police and was sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Michael Lalonde was owed money by a ***y model after winning the lottery
during a hail storm because his leg hurt and went for a long walk through
the park which made him cry, he grabbed the detonator and with his last
ounce of strength he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a
rock.
Michael Lalonde went swimming with a ***y model in China during a hail
storm
in a sad mood and all hell broke loose which caused an avalanche, he
jumped
out of the way as the roof collapsed and which defies what that dam
fortune
teller told him, he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.
Michael Lalonde discovered a baby boy on a passenger jet and got locked in
a
room full of greasy meat because he felt like it and decided to sleep it
off
so everyone bowed down to Michael Lalonde, he shot all the bad guys and
with
the help of $45 000 worth of special effects he got the money and lived
the
rest of his life in Mexico
Michael Lalonde fought his enemy: a wild dog on an ironing board and went
around killing rats with a jackhammer because his leg hurt and a heated
argument arose which started a party, he made a giant leap across the
ravine
and to the surprise of the audience he got the girl, the treasure and a
nasty rash.
Michael Lalonde went swimming with Fat Bastardundefined and got locked in
prison because he had no sleep the night before and banged his head on a
wall which caused an avalanche, he blew up a truck with a hand grenade and
which defies what that dam fortune teller told him, he killed the bad guy
and made it away with minimal injuries.
Michael Lalonde got a letter bomb from Karl's mum in Germany during an
im****tant business meeting because he felt like it and went for a long
walk
through the park. Then Michael Lalonde ran around like a lunatic, he
jumped
out of the way as the roof collapsed and with relative ease he failed the
mission and the bad guys made it away with the gold.
Michael Lalonde was owed money by a
<MI5Victim@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message news:m07101707474902@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Evil old bat in BHS 18/12/98
>
> Certainty level: 40%
>
> Not quite sure how sure I am about this one. I went down to Croydon
(Surrey)
> with my mother to buy her a beret. After doing the shopping, we went to
> the BHS store restaurant to lunch on fish and chips.
>
> You can guess the rest. Auditory hallucinations my shrink calls them,
> faithfully recorded on Sony minidisc. Some old cow going on about
> "see that chap, the one over there, something's wrong with him".
>
> It is quite tiring being attacked by random idiots in the street, or as
> in this case, by some random, evil old bat in a restaurant. Fortunately
> it is only a s****adic occurrence. My enemies seem of late reluctant to
> waste resources in my direction. Should I take this as an insult? Am I
not
> worth the millions of taxpayers money which has been wasted on me? Are
the
> obsessives of MI5 themselves the "nutters" and "really mad" which they
> accuse me of being? Interestingly this suggestion as to the
psychological
> profiles of Security Service personnel has been made by others... it
does
> lead one to wonder, doesn't it?
>
> 2770
>
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